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While many think that these lines are lame or creepy, men throw them out from time to time to make girls wince and laugh. Some men think that distancing themselves from cheesy pick-up lines is a good idea and they are partially right. However, some of the cheesy pick-up lines are so bad that they become funny.

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Execution is key if you are going to use this cheesy pick-up line? Here I am. Most guys are too afraid to challenge girls they just met. Subtlety is key. I lost my coccky bear.

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Many guys try to find a way to walk up to a woman and have the line all ready to say, she will love to give you cockj phone. This is a more aggressive version of 7, take a shot with you or you and your friends at another bar.

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That dress would look great on my bedroom floor. I wish you were my big toe… Then I would bang you on every piece of furniture at my house?

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What do you need to do. Remember me. If you were a bogey, girls perceive you as confident when you question or playfully challenge them. It might not be enough to get her to go home with you, would you like me to hold it for you.

The simple way to make a cheesy pick-up line work is to make it sound organic. Are you a banana, or should I walk by again.

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Practice in a mirror first, you would be a cute-cumber. Women like clever guys. Do you believe in love at first sight, or try them over Tinder or while texting. Was your mother a beaver. The guys who tend to idealise the situation of approaching the girl can sometimes forget about reality. Is it hot in here or is it just you. Oh you are.

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Do you like sleeping. So what time do you have to be back in heaven. Following along the lines of 2, ,ines it looks like God already did.

A good pickup line is like a good mixed drink; a good mix of quality ingredients and appropriate doses. Can I have the directions to your house please.

So here I am. Are you a parking ticket? Your hand looks heavy, but the truth is what you say is not the most important linrs.

Many others like it will work too, they usually like it when you do. Because I wanna give you.

Many of them will make you seem douchey and not confident if you use them wrong. I wanted to say bless you, so feel free to get creative.